What do YOU Watch When Watching the Watchmen?

Coversation with my friend, the Angry Gnome:

ter1byte: we went to see the Watchmen last night
AnGry gn0mE: how did you like it
ter1byte: it was pretty good
ter1byte: some of the sex stuff was like jeez ok already
ter1byte: lol
AnGry gn0mE: haha yea that was overkill
ter1byte: got a little slow at the end
ter1byte: I was annoyed there were some juvenile dudes behind us that got all pissy and verbally uncomfortable everytime they saw the blue penis
AnGry gn0mE: they went ahead and elaborated on that nonsense
AnGry gn0mE: LOL
AnGry gn0mE: so much blue weenie!
AnGry gn0mE: i think they showed even more blue weenie than the book
AnGry gn0mE: the movie had its flaws, i wasnt all that happy about how they changed the ending, but overall i loved it
ter1byte: I was like get over it
ter1byte: they've had boobs and crotches of women for YEARS and it's like oh finally they get some dick up there and it's the end of the world - give me a break - it's about time they put up some eye candy for the ladies.
AnGry gn0mE: hahaha
AnGry gn0mE: and its not even a real weiner
ter1byte: oh no?
AnGry gn0mE: men are dumb
ter1byte: wtf
AnGry gn0mE: nah its a model they used
ter1byte: they were like high schoolers I think
ter1byte: a model penis?
ter1byte: jeez
AnGry gn0mE: yep
ter1byte: well it was a nice model penis
ter1byte: I would have liked to have seen it harder
ter1byte: lol
AnGry gn0mE: actually i think the cock was CGI
AnGry gn0mE: haha
ter1byte: he must really have been depressed
ter1byte: imagine being that person that animated that thing
AnGry gn0mE: lolol
ter1byte: lol - you can totally write MADE A DICK on your resume
ter1byte: was a pretty good story though
AnGry gn0mE: hahaha made a dick
ter1byte: loved the part where inkface said "I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME" - total badassery


Same topic, different person (ChurchPunkMom)

ter1byte: I just watched Zoolander for the first time like right now
ter1byte: it wasn't even a real penis!
ajnkjsmom: no, it wasn't
ajnkjsmom: but zohan is hilarious
ter1byte: heh
ajnkjsmom: it seems the only movies they put any dick in is comedy.. and it's generally just outrageous
ajnkjsmom: semi-pro was another one
ter1byte: yeah
ter1byte: it was nice to see some serious dick
ajnkjsmom: and harold and kumar 2
ter1byte: hahaha
ajnkjsmom: lol.. serious dick
ter1byte: :-D
ter1byte: do you want me to change your AIM name - I'm putting up part of this conversation
ter1byte: on blog
ter1byte: I don't even care anymore
ajnkjsmom: nah.. go for it ;-)
ter1byte: ok
ajnkjsmom: i talk about boobs enough.. people may as well know i talk about penis too, so they don't think i'm a esbo
ajnkjsmom: lesbo
ajnkjsmom: dang.. can't type
ter1byte: ha
ter1byte: you are totally bi
ajnkjsmom: LOL
ter1byte: ok I put up my blog
ajnkjsmom: you wish ;-)
ter1byte: no YOU wish
ter1byte: that's how I know you're bi
ter1byte: because only bi women like me
ter1byte: lol
ajnkjsmom: LOL