WASABI IS A SOMETIMES FOOD

I LOVE KEVIN CLASH....

AND CAPS

Massacre in my Driveway

I'm am exhausted from shopping today with the kids. Groceries...baby nap....drove to Jersey for a toddler bed off craigslist....then Target for extra shit that was cheaper than a grocery store and stuff for the beach. AND THEN......


When I got home I knocked the damn laundry detergent on the ground and it spilled all over the driveway. I scooped up as much as I could with my hands and put it back in the bottle. I don't care about dirt, I mean that shit gets washed away anyway. AND THEN.........


I took Al's shorts from when he got Pacific poison oak in California and sopped up what I didn't scoop up and I hand washed them twice in that manner. So I went to rinse off the driveway with the hose I noticed hooked up in the garage and there was fucking bubbles and suds everywhere! AND THEN.......


The hose leaked from the faucet and got all over Al's weight bench and the floor so I had to clean that shit up too. WTF. Stupid Purex.

World of Warcraft Movie...directed by Sam Raimi??

Interesting....

Press Release:

BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT® AND LEGENDARY PICTURES SIGN SAM RAIMI TO DIRECT UPCOMING WARCRAFT® MOVIE

Raimi, acclaimed director of the blockbuster Spider-Man series, will bring the forces of the Horde and the Alliance to life in epic live-action film. Charles Roven's Atlas Entertainment will produce alongside Raimi's Stars Road Entertaiment.

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Screaming

I would say something witty here or maybe write 5 paragraphs of pure awesomeness with a side of bacon-flavored analogies, but the child that doesn't want to take a nap (probably because I won't give him milk and has a bottle full of water) is screaming his head off and I couldn't possibly concentrate long enough to do that.


But I thought I'd pop in and say hi.

Where have I been?
Who would ask that? I fear this blog is dusty and forgotten like ruins in the Congo.
I've been busy and not busy and a bit apathetic to blogging lately.
Maybe I'll get back into it later when I feel like writing random shit.

But until then....my posts will be as random and sporadic as my brain wave patterns.
So I leave you with a quote:

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand

I just don't like people anymore

I'm tired of living in crowded cities.
I want to move out to the country or at least move to the west coast where the people are at least outside out and about enjoying the nice weather and beautiful landscape.

Unless you are out in the country it really is kind of ugly in the north eastern cities. Bleh.

Sometimes I actually miss Texas even though they are in triple digit heat right now.

Sigh.

CANADA! I'm not even

HAPPY CANADA DAY! And I'm not even Canadian.
But I like Canada and I play online games with a Canadian.
Therefore, I can say happy birthday to Canada since I've been there once and know it through 2 degrees of separation.

Happy Birthday, Canada!


Here is my son trying his first taste of Pocky!



He spit it out at first and the little bite is right under his lip, looking like a giant chocolate covered zit.
LOL If only they tasted like that...ok nevermind that's kind of gross.



Yes I know Pocky is Japanese....but it's cheaper than maple syrup, even the non-imported stuff.
What do you want from me! I do my best to be authentic!
It's last minute! I just found out yesterday!
What you want I should make a cake?
GAH! I can't take this kind of stress, I'm out of here.

<3 you, Canada.