The CAPS, which represent loudness, is a total understatement in this story.
THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
Whinocerous tromps down the hall with her explosive land mine heels into the parents' bedroom.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! The baby wails from his room after she runs past the pointlessly closed door.
"DADDY!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DADDY???"
"SHHH!!!" Mommy spittles, irritated from down the hall as she dunks a bag of green tea in some hot water.
Daddy understands, "You have to be quiet, sweetie, the baby is trying to sleep!"
Mommy chuckles, rolls her eyes and sighs in her kitchen on yet another fine morning.