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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI
Stranger: ARE YOU THE CHINESE CLOWN BOY
You: NO I LIKE CAPS
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: SORRY I GOT TOURETTES
You: Oh I don't like caps anymore
You: at least you can spell though
Stranger: do you like SHIT FACE FUCKTARD
Stranger: sorry that was a mistake
You: is that a new emo band?
Stranger: its my tourettes kicking in COCK
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: ASS
You: I didn't know it affected typing skills too...thought it was just a verbal thing
Stranger: HAHAHAAA you are so funny i fell down of my dinosaur
You: dude, where do you get a dinosaur?
Stranger: FROM you MOM
You: DAMN IT!
Stranger: i also fucked er
You: SOMEONE ALWAYS SPOILS THE SURPRISES FOR ME!
Stranger: yeah FUCK SHIT
You: I never get to be surprised for xmas! I always accidentally find shit
Stranger: PUSSY ASS GAY NIG..NIG...NIGG...
Stranger: phew that was close
You: So how was fucking in the ER?
You: never tried that on
Stranger: fucking what
You: you said "I also fucked er"
You: I assuming you don't make typos because even your tourettes outburts are spelled perfectly
You: just sayin'
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: where r u from?
You: east coast
You: you?
Stranger: southern coast (of france) ;)
Stranger: YC?
You: Cool.
Stranger: NYC?
You: Nah, PA
Stranger: PA?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess nobody likes PA. lol
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