Friday, December 19, 2008

Any weapons?

I forgot to mention that I made a funny at the club on Wednesday night.
As we walked in the door, the bouncer had me hold out my arms and asked me if I had any weapons.

I grabbed my boobs and I replied, "Not unless you count these!" and he laughed with gusto and chuckled, "now that's what I'm talkin' about. That's good, that's good. Don't ever change!"

I was snickering about that for a good 2 minutes after, all proud of my funny.

Now THAT kind of response comes only from the wit of an experienced (old) person. Hahaha!

I'm making my famous zucchini muffins today to take to a dinner party we are going to tonight, so I have to go get some of the main ingredient from the produce section of my local grocery store.

Good day.

1 comment:

  1. I've never heard of zucchini muffins. I am intrigued by the possibility of sneaking vegetables into yet another form of baked goods. Must know more.

    Great funny. I never realized the boobs themselves were a threat - I thought sex in general was the weapon.